Woman versus Man

Man (standing unclothed in front of a full-length mirror, looking quite pleased with himself): I have little dimples on my bum.

Woman (wondering when he would notice): Yes, honey, that's called cellulite.

Man: What? Men don't have cellulite. I always thought of them as golf ball dimples. They improve my aerodynamics.

Woman: Then I must say, you're looking quite aerodynamic lately.

Man: (continues looking pleased with self)